As a Good Ole Boy Might Say . . .

I enjoyed my air force days stationed with young men from the rural south, people today called Good Ole Boys.  They could do entertaining things with the English language, such as creating a simile like this:

 "His brain is so small that if you wadded it into a ball and shoved it up a gnat’s ass it would rattle like a walnut in a boxcar."

That remark can be applied to whomever you might think of.

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