Thursday, May 16, 2019

One of My Failings--No Recliner

A few days ago I was killing time with a bunch of other gray-haired people.  We were at a local library waiting for an event to begin, and we were talking about recliners. 

That is, everyone else in the group except me was talking about recliners.  I was out because I don't own a recliner.  I always figured that I could slouch very well in a chair without needing a levered contraption to help me.  And one time I sat in a vinyl-covered recliner whose surface was so slick I thought I was going to slither down to the floor.

But ownership of a recliner was unanimous among the rest of the group—one man owned two—and they lauded the values and comfort of the device.

So, based on a limited sample of available old people, it appears that a person must have a recliner to really be considered old.

Or maybe not.

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