Wednesday, September 20, 2017

A Pseudo-algebraic Representation of Why a Do-it-yourself Project Can Be a Pain

About a year ago I bought a new computer.  Its factory settings made the on-screen font too small for easy viewing, so I enlarged the font size.  But I overshot, and the enlargement turned out to be extra-large.  I couldn’t find a happy medium.  The font was either too large or too small.

I left the font size at too-large and pushed the monitor more toward the back of the desk.  That wasn’t good enough, so I scooted my chair back a couple of inches.  Now the viewing distance and apparent font size were as best as I could get them, optimal, as some people would say.

(Devout grammarians would say that optimal is the adjective form; optimum is the noun.  Details, details.  I chose optimal because I don’t get many chances to use it and I liked the way it sounded.)

Except that now my right arm sagged off the desk, unsupported.  A couple of days later, my right wrist began to ache.

I switched the system over so that I could use the mouse with my left hand, thereby giving my right wrist rest. (Say that fast:  Right wrist rest.)  But my left hand, throughout my lifetime, had never done anything more demanding than scratch my nose and operate the turn signal; it just didn’t have any self-control, and its movements with me in charge were herky-jerky.

I found a list of keyboard shortcuts.  My thinking was that I could use the keyboard to take some of the effort away from my wrists.  But keyboard shortcuts didn’t do as much as I wanted, and, besides, using them would be a step backward.  Keyboard commands were all that we had before the mouse and its buttons came along.   No backward technology for me.

I reset the mouse for right-hand use, and with a piece of scrap wood and an old towel fashioned a booster that I taped to the right arm of my chair. Truly an inelegant piece of office furniture, but it worked. 

But the mouse was evil.  Now my right shoulder began to ache, an aggravation of an injury I had done to the rotator cuff therein.  Somehow or other my chair had shifted to the left just enough so that I was not sitting squarely in front of the computing machinery.  My mouse arm was coming in at an angle.  However so slightly the angle was, I was clicking on the bias.

What’s going on here is a series of events that a friend and I talk about from time to time:  That is, it doesn’t seem possible to tackle the simplest of do-it-yourself projects without encountering some form of additional difficulty.  My friend and I have even formulated a sort of algebraic shorthand that we use to identify the problem:

A leads to B+C which leads to D+E+F which leads to G+H+I+J and so on.

That doesn’t really provide any solutions, but I feel better now, and, as Forrest Gump said, “That's all I have to say about that.”

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