1. I was out of
the house for a time on Saturday. I
understand an apocalypse
occurred.
I guess I missed it.
2. Various
internet sites carried a story, “This Animal Sleeps but Has No Brain.” I guess that
was supposed to be news, but I don’t know why.
I’ve known guys like that all my life.
3. I didn’t miss the apocalypse. It’s been rescheduled for October 15. I’ll have to skip it. That’s
the day I go grocery shopping for the month.
4. If there’s a
cooking channel, shouldn’t there be a napping channel?
5. Blogger does
not know how to count.
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