Sunday, May 13, 2018

A Legend of Confidence


Today I became a Legend of Confidence.

I went out and bought deodorant.  The deodorant is called Swagger.

Today being Mother’s Day, I thought I’d give the Mom of the house a treat by turning myself into a sweet-smelling guy.

When I got home I looked at the container and read the brag on the back:

“Swagger transforms unfresh men into legends of confidence.”

So, that’s me.

From now on, all communications from here will bear under my signature the inscription “A Legend of Confidence.”

And should I forget to include the inscription, I am confident that my readers will fill in the blanks.

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